Blonde Demotivational Poster
SO LIKE WHICH IS CLOSER -
CORN MAZE - for blondes
DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942
BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?
PROTECTION - A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
1st Impressions -
BLONDES - Keepin things interesting
WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE AT HOME? - build a circular driveway
REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.
DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
READING AND DRIVING -
OPPORTUNITIES - If you're afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.
HAVE YOU EVER -
DIRTY SANCHEZ -
BLONDES - Starting off easy
SO IT'S A QUARTER TO TEN - WHICH IS 25 CENTS BEFORE THE HOUR
DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes
I'M A BITCH? -
BLONDES - A RIM JOB -
BLONDE DRIVERS... - ..are amazingly accurate crashers.
THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.
THE BIRTH OF A NATION -
BLONDE WISDOM? -
MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!
BLONDES - and you thought it was natural talent
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.
BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero
BLONDE JOKES - Sensitivity can be gauged by the caliber of their response.
OH YEAH - Sometimes I wonder why you love me. I know I'm a moody cow and you must get fed up with my temper tantrums. Sometimes I can't work out why you stick around. Then I look at my tits and think "oh yeah".
COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?
SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.
TWO BLONDES -
Dumb Blondes -
LEGALLY BLONDE -
dumb blonde -
AND YOU THOUGHT -
HE'S TOO OLD -
IF YOU REALLY LISTEN CLOSELY - that almost made sense
LAST REQUEST - Okay, but can I have your motorcycle?
SHE'S SO BLONDE - She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
SHAVED GIRLS -
LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this
ARABS - I've heard they prefer blondes !!
CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...
Blonde Moment #5 -
HURRICANE IRENE - I went outside, and it looked like.... a TORNADO went through here.
SUICIDE BLONDE -
FIREFOX - A couple good reasons to make the switch
RACISM - BANG THAT HO
MY APOLOGIES -
MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.
BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)
SOLAR LIGHTS - Blonde: Where do you put the batteries?
MATH FOR BLONDES - *tilts head* Is this right?
BLONDES - At least they're hot.
DOOM CHILD - If he was ginger, I'd be shitting myself.
Blonde Moment #2 -
Blonde Dogma -
THE BLONDE LEADING THE BLONDE -
VALENTINE'S DAY - Are you sure this is a Rose ?
A STITCH IN TIME -
BLONDE IQ, NOT IN COLOR -
BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow!
IRONY - Make sure you know the difference between "to" and "too" before you insult somebody's intelligence.
OOMPAH LOOMPAHS - Worse than "GINGERS"!
BLONDES - The world would be boring without their infinite wisdom.
FEMTIMUS PRIMEE - How'd you like to "roll" that out?
BRUNETTES - They're blonde too, only more so
HOW ABOUT - you and me jumping in my '86 Escort and hitting McDonalds for dinner? Guess not huh?
HOLD ON... - Hef! You totally forgot to read MY horoscope, too! Somebody didn't take their Geico Balboa this morning, did they?
SORRY! SORRY! - The answer to the question is you're 38 years old. Next time we'll start with an easier question that won't make your brain explode
HUGH HEFNER - Whether God sends him to Heaven or Hell, he'll still enjoy himself either way
WHY DID THE BLONDE TIP-TOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET? - She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
MATH - So I put 2+2 together and decided you're pissing me off.
RONDA MACK - Cause drama is her middle name!
JUST FOR BLONDES - Prevents Headaches And Deep Confusion
SHAY-SHAY HONEY - I hate to disturb you in the middle of your lil siloliquey polishing your tiera but if you could be a "LAMB" and get me
Another Blonde -
Blonde Moment #3 -
Blonde Moments #1 -
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