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Blonde Demotivational Poster


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Rating: 4.9/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 10, 2014, 1:56 pm
I had an argument with my friend. She said that France was right next to Egypt. I thought she was the dumbest girls in the world. Than I found out that's what her professor told her.
firedog911 - January 14, 2011, 7:22 am
That is fantastic! 5L's......
pzykosiz - January 13, 2011, 8:51 pm
classic. 5L's
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:39 pm

i'm still chuckling.
hootizz - January 13, 2011, 3:45 pm
Love It..!! and MilDoc, man you should have made your comment a follow on poster...
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 12:27 pm
I see you had the same geography teacher as I did.
MilDoc - January 13, 2011, 11:15 am
And, like, the capital of Illinois is, like, "I" right?
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:14 am
Hey, I never thought of it that way before...my geography teacher for full of crap.

CORN MAZE - for blondes

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Rating: 3.44/5

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rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:55 pm

cannot say I am a fan Doc. I will refrain from voting since we have different ideas of funny, as I don't want to drive rating down
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:16 pm
same joke, different caption, different pic.. 74618
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
i don't think so if they approved it
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:36 pm
Pity the picture isn't of a maze-like crop circle.
aesop's folly - January 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey admins/mods, hasn't this been done?

DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942

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Rating: 4.45/5

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BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?

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Rating: 4.45/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question

PROTECTION - A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

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Rating: 4.06/5

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1st Impressions -

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Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...

BLONDES - Keepin things interesting

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Rating: 4/5

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WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.

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Rating: 4.25/5

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HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE AT HOME? - build a circular driveway

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Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:18 pm
For a second I was thinking to myself, "Sports cars don't wear leopard print pan--- oooh! ha ha ha."
FatherTyme - November 6, 2011, 4:54 pm
Leopard print panties?! Giggity, awww right!!

REDHEADS - Reject not your redheadedness, for to do so shall lead you to utter ruin.

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Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 5:24 pm
More 1L targeting, Tokin? Time to grab your ankles, punk.
TokinFire - July 11, 2010, 3:37 pm
How could you have not liked Avatar AG? It was in real 3D!
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:30 am
Bombers? Who? Tokin? I know, right?
Cloudchaser - July 11, 2010, 11:25 am
Damn 1L bombers :-P I totally agreed with this because I :heart: redheads!


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Rating: 3.96/5

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Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am
god this is why I fucking hate them!

DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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Rating: 3.17/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


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Rating: 3.43/5

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OPPORTUNITIES - If you're afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.

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Rating: 4.81/5

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Rating: 4.73/5

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voodoo3535 - March 4, 2011, 7:28 pm
Great Mel Brooks movie.


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Rating: 4.4/5

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Cloudchaser - March 23, 2011, 9:28 am
Agreed. Guinness Draught tastes to me like it was literally flavored with pencil lead :-P
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:22 am
Kinda gross! And out of nowhere!! Imagination...... xx
alldayfighter - March 23, 2011, 8:58 am
looks more like a filthy sanchez...
Bull - March 23, 2011, 12:55 am
What's the difference?
agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
I will not vote on this one... as it's either offensive, or really offensive.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 8:21 pm
she might forget how, but it's still gonna taste the same. 5L

BLONDES - Starting off easy


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Rating: 4.42/5
caleu - August 17, 2012, 11:43 am
It's not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
steve1961 - August 17, 2012, 12:50 am
She probably means the poster is against due to the fact that she is fully or partially blonde and the poster makes fun of blondes.
M0rd3kaI - August 16, 2012, 9:08 pm
NO NO NO! You guys are all wrong, she's just craving attention and makes up acqusitions like this to get a response...
rerun - August 16, 2012, 8:04 pm

Maybe Michael made it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 16, 2012, 7:37 pm
How is it against you?
JessiebellUP - August 16, 2012, 7:32 pm
OK.... haven't been on for a while and the first poster I see is against me. give me a good reason not to be angry

DUCKFACE - Who's really looking anyway?

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Rating: 4.15/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:25 pm
dudeishehot - March 5, 2012, 2:33 pm
I'm sorry, all I heard was post-op, and that indicates free game, but regardless you ruined the FAP. Well played, sir.
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:08 pm
The only person who would wear that dress with those undies is a post-op transexual......I dunno maybe not true, but I just ruined your FAP truedat truedat
MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 5:07 pm
quack quack ninja cat
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:13 am
Ladiethz ladiethz, no comment on the faux Gucci?
mariand - March 1, 2012, 4:36 am
as usual, we spy only the forbiden places...
HallieMarie - March 1, 2012, 3:28 am
Do I spy green undies??
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:04 pm
yeah, right...what face?

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - Now In Our Patented Easy Applicator Go From Tart To Smart In 5 Minutes


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Rating: 4.15/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a bitch is a dog. period.


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Rating: 3.67/5

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BLONDE DRIVERS... - ..are amazingly accurate crashers.

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Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:06 pm
How the deuce did 5he manage that?!?
Porter2903 - April 15, 2011, 1:24 pm
Don't be jealous.
newkevind51 - February 11, 2011, 11:15 pm

THINK TWICE - Remember: "Friending" Mom and Dad on MySpace means they can see your pictures... ALL of your pictures.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
It's kinda like Pacific Playland ala Zombieland...minus the good soundtrack
CoolioIndeed - April 24, 2010, 11:02 pm
Myspace, Sean, is the internet's abandoned amusement park.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 6:47 pm
Brilliant. What's MySpace?


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Rating: 3.48/5

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MO - August 7, 2009, 3:58 pm
Hun? You know I think you're the greatest! Just the most amsome ever, Right? Right????
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 10:37 am
Aight. Dibs on the saw.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 1:40 am
Dibs on the sis!
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
fuck it id take that risk! lol
Sean - August 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hey dudes, my kid sis is now available!!!



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Rating: 4.63/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!

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Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.

BLONDES - and you thought it was natural talent

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Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - November 6, 2010, 8:09 pm

read your PM please
guyfox - November 6, 2010, 8:08 pm
rerun - November 6, 2010, 8:05 pm

try wigflip and prove it, make a better one & post it in the forum fodder thread, as they say, put up or shut up
guyfox - November 6, 2010, 7:59 pm
I can do better but I need more than 3 lines
spikeback - November 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
open wide baby
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 11:01 am
Live filthy, dye hair?
forseti - November 6, 2010, 10:49 am
Remember, remember the filth of November? Thanks for the pic anyway!
GreyScorpion - November 6, 2010, 10:28 am
you wasted this pic Guyfox. you can, and have done, better

STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.

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Rating: 4.85/5

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Rating: 4.6/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:17 pm
What do you call a blonde with a dollar pasted to her forehead? All you can eat under a buck.

CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.

BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero

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Rating: 2.64/5

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BLONDE JOKES - Sensitivity can be gauged by the caliber of their response.

OH YEAH - Sometimes I wonder why you love me. I know I'm a moody cow and you must get fed up with my temper tantrums. Sometimes I can't work out why you stick around. Then I look at my tits and think "oh yeah".

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:21 pm
looks like someone hit her in the face around her left eye.
Sho - February 19, 2012, 9:04 am
5L from me cuz this reminds me of my ex

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

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Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.

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Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:52 am
LOL! You described the picture!


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Rating: 4.92/5

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Sho - May 16, 2012, 9:04 pm

Dumb Blondes -


Stereotypes -

dumb blonde -


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Rating: 4.5/5

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Rating: 4.41/5

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Greeny - June 14, 2011, 4:39 pm
...and if the tape ever got loose inside the thing, I bet it could be rewound tightly again with a few well-measured tugs!
Airman - June 14, 2011, 3:16 pm
you mean... an 8 Track Tape?
Greeny - June 14, 2011, 2:11 pm
What would be even better is an endless - looped magnetic tape 'cassette' type storage device - so that it would never needed to be turned over... ever! now that would be cool!
Bob D. Sailor - June 14, 2011, 9:03 am
Apple can go screw themselves. We need another company big enough to compete with them...
Bolverk37782 - June 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
What’s wrong with CD’s!! The MP3’s have to be copied from some where!! Not all of us are a slave to Apple:-p :-p

IF YOU REALLY LISTEN CLOSELY - that almost made sense

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Rating: 4.29/5

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LAST REQUEST - Okay, but can I have your motorcycle?

SHE'S SO BLONDE - She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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Rating: 2.84/5

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Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
in the brain department....
Culos - January 30, 2009, 6:35 pm
Classic? Yes. I fail to see the point however, the 'blonder' the better if you're looking for casual (equals epic) one night relationships... To quote Inspector Clouseau: "Thank heaven for little girls"and she may be big externally she's still a little
Cubbybear - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
A classic....so timeless


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Rating: 4.44/5

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Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:20 pm
Shouldn't that be 5 bald beavers?
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 7:12 am
Chicks with beards = not ideal... 5 bald eagles!

LINDSAY - When will you realize that guys liked you like this

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Rating: 3.07/5

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Derek - October 19, 2009, 7:10 pm
Could be she doesn't care what guys think.
Dave - October 9, 2009, 12:19 pm
If she is still "experimenting" she can try my ole Polish curve
union - March 22, 2009, 10:38 am
She only has different levels of hot. This is super hot.
Anonymous2 - March 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Thank you! I loved her with red hair and boobs, not the bottle-blonde and skinny like a crack-whore look she's got now.

ARABS - I've heard they prefer blondes !!

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Rating: 2.3/5

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CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...

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Rating: 2.14/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Nice boobies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
Collage is a word 2 :P

Blonde Moment #5 -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:23 pm
JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:59 pm
Do you mind? I'm blonde LMAO!! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:41 pm
A lot of these I've never heard before - they were great! :D
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 9:31 pm
There you are, the last of the series. Hope you've enjoyed them and thanks all for suffering through each and every series!

HURRICANE IRENE - I went outside, and it looked like.... a TORNADO went through here.

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Rating: 4.8/5

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440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:50 pm
checking out my password
440wakeup - August 31, 2011, 5:33 am
I love user comments on articles, if I were to do a motifake for every one that had me rolling on the ground....Yes this was an actual quote from a hurricane victim.


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Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 11:35 pm
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:33 pm
HA! 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Holy Crap!! that's funny 5L


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Rating: 4.26/5

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Cloudchaser - August 30, 2010, 10:24 am
Related music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FRI5Eatbas
rerun - August 30, 2010, 6:50 am

culos - August 30, 2010, 4:39 am
See you in Hell RL, I'll be waiting for you! 5L
crankyhead - August 30, 2010, 3:55 am
Top notch RL
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:41 am
In fact, I may shoot her my dam self so I could bring ALL my friends. If the whole's never been used, it's virgin right? We could simultaneously get us a virgin gang bang!!
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:40 am
Actually, depending on where she shot herself...I could bring WAY more friends...
phydeaux - August 30, 2010, 2:39 am
Sloppy seconds? I would bring three friends and get her airtight, then rotate. NEXT!
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 11:07 pm

cut the bs...yo0u'de pull sloppy seconds on that and you know it....lol.
GreyScorpion - August 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Jeezus!! you sick bastard!! 5L


FIREFOX - A couple good reasons to make the switch

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Rating: 3.24/5

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Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:02 pm
Lame 1L


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Rating: 2.34/5

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? - December 21, 2008, 12:07 am
i bet you if "I" shot you 9 times you would die.
Joey Eagleton - December 12, 2008, 8:40 pm
Once you go black... you end up in a wheelchair.
TheJokerNelson - September 25, 2008, 10:42 pm
Wow...who the fuck lets a woman hold the door open for them?
Yes she is - July 27, 2008, 12:58 pm
Thought the same thing
Alexiel - July 14, 2008, 2:02 pm
she's hot


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Rating: 5/5

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twill1962 - August 6, 2012, 11:14 am
vulture - August 6, 2012, 2:08 am
Would someone please pass the bleach? 5L for grossing me out.


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.

BILINGUAL - '' I speak two languages, Body and English. '' (Mae West)

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Rating: 3.46/5

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malvar62 - September 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
Where can i purchase this poster?

SOLAR LIGHTS - Blonde: Where do you put the batteries?

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Rating: 3.13/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
i am aware i just experience this in real life and i saw an oppurtunity
champ99 - July 20, 2011, 11:15 am
I was thinking the same thing so we are both taking it too seriously!
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:14 am
Actually, they do have to have batteries to store power to run the lights at night that will eventually need to be replaces because any battery can only be charged and discharged so many times. I'm taking this way too seriously

MATH FOR BLONDES - *tilts head* Is this right?

BLONDES - At least they're hot.

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Rating: 2.35/5

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cPR - April 12, 2009, 11:29 am
Where is number 6? bet she was the hottest
No Way - June 24, 2008, 1:56 pm
I would like to take a moral stance against that last comment, number one obviously has the hottest ass as well as having black hair
this guy - June 24, 2008, 10:20 am
all of you make very valid points in this little discussion. but more importantly, let me point out that number 5 has the hottest ass.
oh Erin, - June 5, 2008, 12:49 pm
I love how even your bullshit story backfired in your fat feminist face.
Genius - June 5, 2008, 3:20 am
Ahhh, see, i was running a test to see if women understood what was written, rather than making it up in their heads as usual, you failed...
Erin - June 4, 2008, 8:35 pm
And you don't become a lesbian.
Erin - June 4, 2008, 8:34 pm
Oh, and lesbians are still women genius.
Erin - June 4, 2008, 8:33 pm
Haha, I was running a test. See, I'm doing a project where I post comments that are not offensive in any way and I merely mention women. I see how many cowards respond in a negative and misogynistic way solely because they feel threatened. Oh, and I'm r
And - June 4, 2008, 4:57 pm
You would be ???
ha - June 4, 2008, 4:03 pm
You can't forget what you never knew.
Of course - June 4, 2008, 3:55 pm
All women do, how could i have forgotten such a basic rule, isnt it about time for your medication ?
I am - June 4, 2008, 3:44 pm
because girls love to be treated like shit. Everybody knows that.
Dumb Cunt - June 4, 2008, 3:38 pm
Hey Idiot, you must be a real wizz with the ladies with those lines...
Hey Idiot, - June 4, 2008, 3:31 pm
It's because men make most of these, just like everything else men do better than women, you dumb cunt.
Mediator - June 4, 2008, 11:17 am
The simple answer is to become a lesbian, then you won't feel excluded..
Erin - June 4, 2008, 11:04 am
Why are all the posters on here geared towards men? Women aren't a special interest group, we like to be included too.
bob chin - June 4, 2008, 8:31 am
Looks like they are all "bottle blondes" anyway, which may make them think they have to act like blondes as well as look the part
Redhead - June 4, 2008, 4:13 am
...note, no red-heads, we are elsewhere getting some quality action rather than just trying to hot up fat, pathetic, rev-heads by only wearing a god-damned g-string. Classy!

DOOM CHILD - If he was ginger, I'd be shitting myself.

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Rating: 1.59/5

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Arpaleggia - October 27, 2008, 7:16 pm
If his name is Damian... oh shi-

Blonde Moment #2 -

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Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.

Blonde Dogma -

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 6:29 am
Back at you RL
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:43 pm

jeeeeeeeez i love the style. you and iceman were my fav's of the old crew. always nice to see you bone.


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Rating: 4.83/5

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VALENTINE'S DAY - Are you sure this is a Rose ?

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Rating: 3.82/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:23 pm
Nice work Cpn. 5Ls.


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Rating: 3.57/5

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BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow!


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Rating: 3.07/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 10:11 pm

d'oh...didn't see it
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 2:37 am

IRONY - Make sure you know the difference between "to" and "too" before you insult somebody's intelligence.

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Rating: 2.87/5

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lol - June 24, 2009, 8:35 pm
bottom line, dont trust blondes to do ANYTHING sensible.
lol - June 24, 2009, 8:35 pm
what stupid dickwad logic is that? How about it this way... "Maam - you are driving too fast" oh ok - ill slow down. Now... "Maam, you are driving to fast" "Where is Fast? " she asks.
Zachary W - June 1, 2009, 1:54 pm
lol, knowing the difference between to and too is trivial next to the knowledge of how to NOT plow your car into something, flip it over, and endanger lives.


BLONDES - The world would be boring without their infinite wisdom.

FEMTIMUS PRIMEE - How'd you like to "roll" that out?

eighteen -

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concern3 - May 4, 2015, 4:11 am
Sick but a 5er anyways

BRUNETTES - They're blonde too, only more so

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Bandit5906 - January 18, 2011, 8:22 pm
Might just be gender?
Sho - January 18, 2011, 6:33 am
BigWilt - January 18, 2011, 4:44 am
i could so see my wife saying the same thing

HOW ABOUT - you and me jumping in my '86 Escort and hitting McDonalds for dinner? Guess not huh?

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Rating: 4.16/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hilarious post, house! Thanks for the laugh! Keep em up!

HOLD ON... - Hef! You totally forgot to read MY horoscope, too! Somebody didn't take their Geico Balboa this morning, did they?

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 4:59 pm
Must be Gemini
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 4:42 pm
15 min can save you 15 rounds of being a bum!
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
LOL! *sighs* That's the joke, Sickartist. Dumb blonde and whatnot.
sickartist - December 30, 2009, 4:21 pm
Probably forgot his Ginko Biloba too.


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iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:31 am
'Sup Crabman!?
Sean - April 24, 2009, 7:13 pm
Crabman is the best. "I feel like I'm going to give birth to pooptuplets." Dude's a poet.
Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 5:21 pm
The man's a Icon in my book. Thanks Ron

SORRY! SORRY! - The answer to the question is you're 38 years old. Next time we'll start with an easier question that won't make your brain explode

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HUGH HEFNER - Whether God sends him to Heaven or Hell, he'll still enjoy himself either way

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Me_ - January 12, 2010, 12:18 pm
Right after his death his memoirs are going to come out and all of us are going to lose a hero. He was gay the whole time.

WHY DID THE BLONDE TIP-TOE PAST THE MEDICINE CABINET? - She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:02 pm
Ah! that's a low blow, man. What do you have against Hawaii?
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 11:08 am
I hear ya, Bart... I was shocked when I found out I'd given it a 2!
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 3:02 am
Man! I'm surprised by these low votes. I thought this a decent tribute. Maybe its the Hawaiian reference...everyone get that?

MATH - So I put 2+2 together and decided you're pissing me off.

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RONDA MACK - Cause drama is her middle name!

JUST FOR BLONDES - Prevents Headaches And Deep Confusion

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bigmadmike - December 11, 2009, 10:11 pm
sorry mate onel because i saw the pic on here yesterday

SHAY-SHAY HONEY - I hate to disturb you in the middle of your lil siloliquey polishing your tiera but if you could be a "LAMB" and get me

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DrEvo82 - September 15, 2009, 10:31 am
Hey Kanye, GO FUCK YOURSELF you racist piece of dog shit
[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:46 am
Soembody 4-got to tell KANYE we have a black president NOW! that oprressed angry minority shit doesn't fly no-more, especially when you're a multi-platinum selling college educated recording artist.
Just Me - September 15, 2009, 8:44 am
Hey Kanye, Shut The Fuck Up And Get Out!

Another Blonde -

Blonde Moment #3 -

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MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:29 pm
Great! I love to make and know I've given someone a good laugh. Thanks Sho.
Sho - April 13, 2014, 9:44 pm

Improvements -

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MissPriss - July 7, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeah some people should keep their compliments to themselves! But then again, they do have a donut fund quota to fill ya know...bahaha. Thanks for sharing Jesus!
JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 8:31 am
Recently a cop "complimented" me for my driving. Took a big wet bite out of my wallet. Speeding (wasn't) fine LOL

Blonde Moments #1 -

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:55 pm
Yep a teehee moment if you will.
Sho - April 12, 2014, 5:27 pm

Blondes -

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steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:19 am
Forgive Moo. He still hasn't gotten over Britney...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Away....I should have said that she should go away....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
she should go quiet....more people would appreciate that.
vilnius - January 4, 2014, 11:13 pm
kim kardashian goes blonde
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 6:35 pm
I'm guessing new drapes
Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:15 pm
Don't get it..